THE REDS ARE ABJECT.
A lacklustre performance means that Liverpool’s unbeaten run comes to an end, as Alfie Mawson prodded home a loose ball in the box.
A dire second half saw Liverpool shoot from distance and cause Swansea no real problems.
Reaction is needed.
Loris Karius- 0/10
I know that the ball goes out of play but fuck me, make a save. Probably not much he could do for their goal. Still not convinced he has hands.
Joe Gomez- 3/10
The latest instalment in ‘Joe Gomez overselling himself’, for the umpteenth this season. Offered absolutely nothing going forward apart from a shite shot from the corner of the box.
Joel Matip- 6/10
Alongside van Dijk, he was our most creative player this evening. Played a couple of good balls over the top which should have been put away.
Virgil van Dijk- 6/10
Shanks his clearance for the corner for their goal, and is unlucky with the header down for Mawson. Also played some good balls over the top.
Andrew Robertson- 5/10
Probably his worst performance so far, as his crossing was off and became worse as the game wore on.
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain- 4/10
The brightest spark in the midfield, though that really wasn’t hard. A couple of nice bits of play to retain possession but was ultimately ineffective.
Emre Can- 0/10
Emre Can is the only footballer I know that is actually surprised at the presence of 21 other players on the pitch.
100% loss rate as captain. Make of that what you will.
Georginio Wijnaldum- 0/10
Honestly can’t be arsed commenting on this cowardly dickhead. This tweet did it well.
Gini invisible, what a fucking surprise. Away game vs a small team, standard. Not tried to get on the ball or create with his passing. Leaving the two CBs & others to do his work in trying to create. Keita would be a massive upgrade on him in games like this.
— Taintless Red (@TaintlessRed) January 22, 2018
Sadio Mané- 3/10
Couple of chances that were spawned. Should’ve done better with them and was otherwise ineffectual.
Roberto Firmino- 4/10
As with Mané, generally poor but was unlucky not to score with his header right at the end.
Mohamed Salah- 4/10
His worst performance of the season, as he failed to put away any of his chances.
Adam Lallana- N/A
Didn’t really do anything. Shot well blocked right at the death.
Danny Ings- N/A
Also didn’t really do anything.