THE REDS ARE ABSOLUTELY ABJECT.
Another game where the Reds are as abject on the pitch as they are in the stands. Flat all over and another two points squandered.
Loris Karius- 7/10
Made a good save but was pretty much passenger. A point of for the dire haircut but an extra point for dealing with dickheads in the Kop.
Trent Alexander-Arnold- 6/10
Looked decent enough, got forward alright in the first half but looked tired in the second.
Dejan Lovren- 6/10
Was solid enough, and kept Rondon contained.
Ragnar Klavan- 6/10
As with Degsy Lovren, was solid.
Andrew Robertson- 6/10
Did alright. Didn’t do anything special but wasn’t bad.
Georginio Wijnaldum- 0/10
Did his standard disappearing trick and was nowhere to be seen when we were on the ball. Absolute fucking coward.
Emre Can- 0/10
Fucking shite. Utterly abject. Takes a tough, and another touch, and another touch, and another touch, and another touch, and another touch and then rolls it to fucking Degsy Lovren. Takes loads of touches, turns around in a circle, thinks about his options and then makes the wrong decision.
Whilst he’s holding on to it and holding on to it and holding on to it and holding on to it some more he thinks he’s the dogs bollocks, and it’s sound when he squanders possession because, well, he’s got boss hair hasn’t he?
People say Jordan Henderson slows the team down but watching this prick play football is like watching the game at one quarter speed.
And if you think that Emre Can is the answer to Liverpool’s midfield problems then you are wrong and you can fuck off and then fuck off again.
Philippe Coutinho- 5/10
Tried the same ball about fifty times and it didn’t come off once, yet he bollocked everyone but himself. Terrible ball intercepted for the tenth time? Fuck sake Sadio!
Mohamed Salah- 6/10
Couple of chances that he should probably have done better with. One of those days.
Roberto Firmino- 6/10
Like the rest of the forward line, tried hard but it just wasn’t his day.
Sadio Mané- 4/10
Seemed to overthink and second guess himself for the duration of the game. Going through a sticky period of form at the moment.
Dominic Solanke- 7/10
Scored a disallowed goal and had one cleared off the line. Could’ve been the difference maker.
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain- 7/10
Once he was introduced the side looked a bit brighter, an injection of pace and purpose.
Joe Gomez- N/A
Ran on the pitch.